Milk Teal Camellia

Milk is what you put in coffee when you are not ready to commit to anything. Teal is what happens when blue and green get into an argument that neither one wins. The camellia is a flower that has been growing in English gardens since the 1700s and has never once lowered its standards for anyone or anything. Nobody asked these three things whether they wanted to spend the rest of their lives together. Nobody asked them anything at all. They woke up one morning sharing a name and have been perfectly civil about it ever since, which is considerably more than you can say for milk and teal.